Although each institution has just 2-3 days left to review my candidacy, I've decided to submit follow-up materials to both Haas and Wharton. To demonstrate my intellectual prowess, I will send:
- video documentary of Pupstar installing his first Linksys Wireless G broadband router on March 13, 2006;
- Pupstar's seven different 2006 March Madness brackets.
To stretch the adcom's heartstrings to the maximum distance, the package also includes:
- a circa 1983 picture of Pupstar and his twin brother (seriously adorable, folks);
- Pupstar's third grade report card, in which the teacher refers to Pupstar as 'exceptionally talented, and only occasionally pisses himself;'
- Pupstar's 1996 tax returns... which could make anyone weep.